Is there anyone else out there who feels like THEY CAN’T ESCAPE THESE POOL FLOATS!? They’re literally everywhere–all over Instagram, Pinterest, and so on. Now all I want in life is a frosty mojito and a giant slice of pizza to lay on all afternoon, waiting for my skin to grow increasingly less pale.
But where do you buy something so over the top and absurd? (The answer: Mostly Amazon, and Urban Outfitters.) Here are my favorite floats, and where to buy ’em! (P.S. if you do buy them, can I come over to your pool?)
The most majestic of all pool floats
In case a slice didn’t suit your fancy
Because you might not always need a whole one?
Who doesn’t need more flamingos?
In case this post wasn’t enough for you.
Because real ones get soggy in the pool.
If you’ve ever wanted to whack someone with a giant bottle of mustard, now’s your chance.
Because it’s just adorable.
(The jig is up–this is totally the watermelon slice in green.)
The only one that’s guaranteed to never melt!